Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns

Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns (In Office)...
Problem, problem ye hai ki wo manager hai aur
main resource,
Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life
mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life
mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi
problem hai.
Bull shit he is worried yaar, usse to celebrate
karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what
he wants.
Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it all, sab
dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa job kaisa project
kahe ka increament, Job ka matlab hi hota hai
End of your own happiness. Iske baad all you
worried is about deployment, late night work,
increament,client calls, Shaam ka dhalta suraj jo
pehle hum bhi kabhi dekhte the.
In managers ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta.
A happy manager is a myth.
Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka
dosh hai, 4 years ki engineering, Badi si degree
and then job, kahani khatam, Uske baad ki
kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani main
batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya
to problem, Late night ruka to problem.
Saala demands and expectation khatam nahi hoti
inki, ek to jo high priorty task hota hai wo nahi
batayenge, 2 week dimaag chaatenge document
banao document banao, aur fir jab document
banakee do to do sadi si line ka mail likhenge:
we'll discuss in call, aur fir agle do hafte dimaag
khayenge Document doucment. Saala kaam kar
raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai: "Look into
this also", Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu
baad mein dekh lunga, then again mail: do the
same first, 1 baar isko dekh lo, 1 baar dekh bhi
lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek
se to kar paunga nahi.
Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in bina resource
wale project ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala,
Naye, purane, band hone wale saare projects,
resource wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se
ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein.
Fir iska jawaab in managers ko bhi do, i think you
are not interested in project, Why did I choose
you in this project?
Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me?
Abe jab samajh mein nahi aa raha to phir release
kyun nahi kar dete?
Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye manager?
Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par
call aayega.
Ab pata chala ye engineers ki aisi haalat kyun hoti
hai, Aur ye administrative job wale bande itne
happy kyun hote hain, because they don't have a
managers to screw that happiness. Saala kaam
kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi
seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you
doing?
Iske baad jaane se pehle inhe apna DSR (Daily
Status Report) bhejo tab ghar jao, Kuch karne se
pehle 50 baar inse poocho,aur agar kabhi thoda
rest mil bhi jaaye to again same question what
are you doing?
Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha
hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun?
Main tujhe bata raha hu you should never
discuss anything with your manager because
every discussion with a manager is an argument,
Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta,
because we are busy unke paas to koi kaam hai
nahi aur senior persons hai, to argument mein
wo kaise haar maan le.
Wo saala pura back up delete maar de to koi
dikkat nahi, Lekin tum galti se 1 table delete kar
do to aasman toot jayega..!!