SMS Collections for Indian Peoples

Sachi Baat

2010-03-31T12:35:00.000+05:30

Sachi Baat
Kabi B Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me Or Nakami ko DiL Me Jaga N Dena
Qki
Kamyabi DimaG Me GHAMAND Aur Nakami DiLMe Mayusi Peda Kar Deti He

Lekin Mazbur Hai Kisi ki Duaao Ke Samne

2010-03-31T12:04:00.000+05:30

Meri Wafaye He Unki Wafao Ke Samne
Jaise Koi Chirag Ho Hawao Ke Samne
Kismat To Chahati He Tabhahi Meri
Lekin Mazbur Hai Kisi ki Duaao Ke Samne

Tazi hawa me foolo ki mehek ho.

2010-03-31T12:01:00.000+05:30

Tazi hawa me phoolo ki mehak ho.
Pahli kiran me chidiyon ki chahak ho.
Jab b kholo tum apni aankhen
un ankhon me bus khushiyon ki jhalak ho.
Good Morning...

Dekhna or gehri hogi ye Dosti, agar sms karte rahe,1 Aap or 1 HUM.

2010-03-18T00:41:00.000+05:30

2 Rishto se chalti he Jindagi 1 Khushi 1 Gum,
2 logo se mehekti he ye Dosti 1 Aap or 1 Hum,
Dekhna or gehri hogi ye Dosti, agar sms karte rahe,1 Aap or 1 HUM.

2010-03-18T00:39:00.000+05:30

Death- where LIFE ends.
Hate- where LOVE ends.
Divorce- where MARRIAGE ends
Ocean- where LAND ends.
Friendship- where "I" ends & "WE" begins

mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…

2010-03-18T00:37:00.000+05:30

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha ke kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein tha chupa gam tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…

jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…

The thread askd d candle Y u dissolve urself wen I burn.

2010-03-18T00:34:00.000+05:30

The thread askd d candle Why you dissolve urself when I burn.
The candle said-when Those who are in my heart Sufer
I'm bound 2 shed tears.Thts frenship.GooD MRNG!!!

'Love' k bare me kuch pata hai kya?

2010-03-18T00:31:00.000+05:30

"Love" k bare me kuch pata hai kya?
Love kya he janna chahte ho?

"Love" Sri Ram Ji ka Beta tha...for further details refer RAMAYANA

tamaam umar gam aapse khafa ho jaye.

2010-03-18T00:29:00.000+05:30

Har sajda maqbule khuda ho jaye,
teri duaon k sang rab ki raza ho jaye.
Mile aap ko itni khushiya ki,
tamaam umar gam aapse khafa ho jaye.
Ameen

"HEY..THATS MY FRND"

2010-03-18T00:26:00.000+05:30

I
may
not
b
the
most
impt
persn
in
ur
LIFE..
But
I
jst
hope
that
1
day
Whn
U
hear
my name
U wud
jst
SMILE & SAY..
"HEY..THATS MY FRND"

A strong bonding doesn't need daily conversation,

2010-03-18T00:24:00.000+05:30

A strong bonding doesn't need daily conversation,
doesn't always need togetherness.
As long as trust lives in heart , true frnds never depart.

Life is as u think..So think beautiful!

2010-03-18T00:22:00.000+05:30

A gud way 2 change sum ones attitude is 2 change ur own
b'coz d same sun that melts butter also hardens clay.
Life is as u think..So think beautiful!

e dost mukarak ho ye janam divas aapko.

2010-03-18T00:19:00.000+05:30

Is janam din ke saath, aap ke jivan main woh tarange aaye,

khushiyan or nayi umange aaye,

na aaye to bus dukh ke pal,

aaj se behtar ho aapka aane wala har pal,

Mangte han Bhagwan se dua khushiyon se mahke aapka har pal.

jalad hi mile ek chane wala,

ho jo duniya main sab se nirala,

Har baat par aap ki han main han bharne wala ;).

e dost mukarak ho ye janam divas aapko.

Dilon ko aadat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki,

2010-03-14T18:34:00.000+05:30

Dilon ko aadat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki,
Bhigi palkon sang muskurane ki,
Kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jaate,
To koshish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki

Kya log they ke jaan se barrh kar aziz they

2010-03-14T18:33:00.000+05:30

Kya log they ke jaan se barrh kar aziz they
Ab dil se kahu naam bhi aksar ke kho gaye
Ae yaad e yaar tujh se karein kya shikayatein
Ae dard e hijr hum bhi to pathar ke ho gaye

Paas aakar sabhi dur chale jaate hai,

2010-03-14T18:31:00.000+05:30

Paas aakar sabhi dur chale jaate hai,
Hum akele the akele hi reh jaate hai,
Dilka dard kise dikhaye,
Murham laganewale hi zakham de jaate hai…

Jaate jaate wo achhi nishani de gaye

2010-03-14T18:29:00.000+05:30

Aapko phoolon ka bhi zakham zakham na aane paye,

2010-03-14T18:25:00.000+05:30

Dosti ka haq hum yun ada karte hai,
Aapke naampe ye jaan fida karte hai,
Aapko phoolon ka bhi zakham zakham na aane paye,
Khudase hum yehi dua karte hai…

yehi dua rabse hum roz karte hai…

2010-03-14T18:24:00.000+05:30

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai,
Manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai,
Aapke hothon pe muskurahat hamesha yunhi bani rahe,
yehi dua rabse hum roz karte hai…

Kya hai ye rishtey, ek dhoka hi to hai,

2010-03-14T18:20:00.001+05:30

Kya hai ye rishtey, ek dhoka hi to hai,
Nadan dilon ko behlane ka ek samjhota hi to hai,
Rishte ke naam pe roz dil tutte hai yahan,
Kehne ko pyar hai par gehra zakham hi to hai…

Msg bhi padh Raha hai.

2010-03-09T22:09:00.001+05:30

Gadha Ro-Ro ke Dua kar Raha Tha.
e "Khuda" mujhe padhne ki taqat do.
Ek din uski duaa Qabool huyi
or aaj Masha-Allah wo ye msg bhi padh Raha hai.

Itna Bhi Pagal Nhi Hounga

2010-03-09T22:03:00.000+05:30

Patni: Agar Mai Mar Jaun to Tum Kya Karoge?
Pati: Maine Pagal Ho Jaunga,
Patni: Aap Dusri Shadi to Nahi Kroge?
Pt: Itna Bhi Pagal Nhi Hounga

Teri khatar v dekh lai asi mar javange ik din.

2010-03-04T10:50:00.002+05:30

Ji na sakengi tu mere to juda ho k,
tenu pyar aisa kar javange ik din.
Gva k menu tu pachtaengi bahut,
wafa aisi tere nal nibhavange ik din.
Jinna marji parkh le yara khare hi uttrange,
Teri khatar v dekh lai asi mar javange ik din.

काश खुशियो की कोई दुकान होती।

2010-03-04T10:46:00.000+05:30

काश खुशियो की कोई दुकान होती।
हमे भी उसकी पहचान होती,
भर देते आपके दामन को खुशियो से,
भले ही उसकी कीमत हमारी जान होती

Punjabi ch kehndi hai MAIN PYAR NAI KARDI..

2010-03-04T10:42:00.000+05:30

Oh Bahut Chaundi hai pr iQrar Nhi kardi,
Oh PagaL hai ya nadaaN K izhar Ni kardi,
English ch kehndi hai I LOVE U
Te Punjabi ch kehndi hai MAIN PYAR NAI KARDI...

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

2010-02-27T11:47:00.000+05:30

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.

2010-02-27T11:45:00.001+05:30

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Happy Holi.

2010-02-27T11:44:00.000+05:30

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
Happy Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life,

2010-02-27T11:42:00.001+05:30

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love and
all other colors you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi!

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,

2010-02-27T11:39:00.001+05:30

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..
rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

the festival of colors & joy

2010-02-27T11:33:00.002+05:30

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wan to say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life.
Happy Holi

khele holi hum tere sang.

2010-02-27T11:31:00.001+05:30

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,

2010-02-27T11:28:00.000+05:30

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se

2010-02-27T11:24:00.000+05:30

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se
rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubh kamnayein hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.

2010-02-27T11:23:00.000+05:30

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

wishing you a happy & colour full holi.

2010-02-27T11:22:00.000+05:30

Tumhari holi ho number 1,
aur tum karo whole lot of fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
Happy Holi

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,

2010-02-27T11:21:00.000+05:30

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari

Happy Holi

2010-02-27T11:18:00.000+05:30

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

What is forgiveness?

2010-02-23T23:43:00.002+05:30

Some one asked : What is forgiveness?
A little girl gave this lovely Reply: It is the sweet scent that a flower gives when crushed.

2010-02-23T23:40:00.001+05:30

Question: Egypt ke bache Humesha hairani main kyon rahte hai?
Answer: Marane ke baad unke papa Mummy kaise ban jate han.

Lekin payar kar ke dil mat dukhana.

2010-02-23T23:36:00.002+05:30

Dhoka de kar payar kar,
Lekin payar kar ke dhokha na dena.
Dil Dhukha kar payar kar,
Lekin payar kar ke dil mat dukhana.

aaj to kuwe se koi aawaz nahi aa rahi

2010-02-23T23:30:00.002+05:30

Santa: Kal meri wife Kuwe main gir gayi, Bahut chot lagi, Bahut chila rahi thi.
Banta: Ab kaisi hai?
Santa: Thikh hi hogi, aaj to kuwe se koi aawaz nahi aa rahi.

SMS ke RAJA hum hai

2010-02-23T23:24:00.003+05:30

Khafa ho ya koi gam hai,
Number kho gya ya balance kam hai,
Bhejo SMS agar dum hai,
Ya Maan gaye ki SMS ke RAJA hum hai

Kyon chain nahi...

2010-02-23T23:21:00.002+05:30

Santa aadhe gante main 10 baar toilet gaya.
Banta ne pucha: Kyon! chain nahi..
Santa: Chain to hai.. Par khul nahi rahi...

america ja ke girga

2010-02-23T23:17:00.001+05:30

Tom: sale ek laat marunga mumbai ja ke girega.
Jon: Main marunga to america ja ke girga.
Santa: Bhai mujhe dhere se ek laat marna paas ke gaon jana hai.

Same as Above

2010-02-23T23:13:00.002+05:30

Santa ne chaar Manjil ka apna ghar banwaya.
Construction ke baad upar wali manjil par color kiya.
Niche wali baki manjil par likh diya: 'Same as Above'

'3Idiots' ke Baba Ranchord Das han

2010-02-23T23:05:00.003+05:30

Bhuloge to yaad dilaenge,
Roage to hasaenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge.
Hum '3Idiots' ke Baba Ranchord Das han,
'Gajni' ke Sanjay Sighaniyan nahi jo 15 minute bhul jayenge.

Its up to us how we fill it.

2010-02-23T22:59:00.002+05:30

Life itself can't give us happiness
unless we wish for it.
Life gives us time and space.
Its up to us how we fill it.

dusra kon hai..

2010-02-23T22:55:00.002+05:30

Santa: Banta! Tumko kabhi kisi se pyar hua hai.
Banta: Han Yar! Par woh manti hi nahi.
Santa: Kya kahti hai.
Banta: Kahti hai.. I love you 2.. Pata nahi dusra kon hai..

Mirza Galib farmate hain

2010-02-23T22:51:00.002+05:30

Mirza Galib farmate hain,
ISHQ karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo.
Agar phir bhi samjh na aaye to
film Gajani or Tere naam dekh lo.

do parindo ko bhi uda dete hai log

2010-02-23T22:24:00.003+05:30

Pyar karo to saza dete hai log,
Sache jazbaton ko bhi tukra dete hai log.
Dekh nahi sakte do insano ka milan,
Baithe hue do parindo ko bhi uda dete hai log.

Mind Blowing Fact

2010-02-23T22:12:00.003+05:30

Mind Blowing Facr:
No Matter wheather guys buys 220cc pulsars
or 350cc Royal Enfields
They can't overtake a beautiful girl on 80cc Scooty ;)

Mobile ko Mandir main chadha do...

2010-02-23T21:23:00.003+05:30

My Dear, Apne Mobile ko Everyuth face wash lagakar,
Garm pani se dhokar, usmain KUMKUM or CHAWAL lagakar,
Mandir main chadha do, kyonki message to aap karte nahi ho.

Kafi din ho gaye koi tiger nahi dekha..

2010-02-18T14:45:00.003+05:30

Son: Mujhe circus dekhna hai..
Papa: Nahi Main busy hun..
Son: Whan ek sundar ladki tiger ki sawari karti hai..
Papa: Chalo chalte han, Kafi din ho gaye koi tiger nahi dekha...

Save tiger: Only 1411 left....

Support Aircel initicative for Tigers

Walk when you talk

2010-02-18T14:40:00.002+05:30

Santa: Yaar, Tune pure toilet main potty kyon kar di?
Banta: Mobile ki Wajah se..
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Tune woh ad nahi dekhi jimain kahte han "Walk when you talk?

Tumari duniya se bhaut dur chale jayenge

2010-01-23T11:34:00.002+05:30

Tumari duniya se bhaut dur chale jayenge
Tumahi Ankhon main anshu chod jayenge
Aaj tum Humse tang ho
Par ek din tang hone ko taras jaoge.

Paidashi paagal ki char nishaniya

2010-01-23T11:31:00.002+05:30

Paidashi paagal ki char nishaniya.
1. Right Hand main Mobile Pakdana.
2. Anguthe se button dabana.
3. Message Padh kar muskarna.
4. Phir Sochna Kisko Bheju.

SMS janane ke liye scrach kar

2010-01-23T11:28:00.000+05:30

SMS janane ke liye scrach karo!!

Excellent Saying

2010-01-23T11:24:00.002+05:30

Excellent Saying: Love is one beautiful forest,
Where Brave Tiger are defeated by beautiful Deers.

Pyaar Impossible

2010-01-23T10:56:00.001+05:30

Why is Pyaar not possible in the movie 'Pyaar Impossible'
Becoz Uday and Priyanka both are Chopra. Chopra-Chopra Bhai-Bhen.

ik raat hoi barsaat bohat main royaa saari raat bohat

2009-09-10T10:28:00.000+05:30

ik raat hoi barsaat bohat
main royaa saari raat bohat
har ghum tha zamaanay ka lekin
main tanha tha us raat bohat
phir aankh say ik saawan barsa
jab seher hoi to khayaal aaya
woh baadal kitna tanha tha
jo barsa saari raat bohat

Baarish ki bunde deewana banaye

2009-09-10T10:25:00.000+05:30

Baarish ki bunde deewana banaye,
tan ko bhigoye mann ki aag bhadkaye,
aaj jai sajan dur humare waqt ki baat hai,
par dil ko hum kaise samjhaye

Kisi ka hath thamo to chodna nahi

2009-08-26T16:10:00.000+05:30

Kisi ka hath thamo to chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karo to todna nahi,
koi dost bhale tode tumhara dil,
par tum agar ho sachhe to uska saath kabhi chodna nahi.

Ek dua mangte hai hm apne bhagwan se,

2009-08-26T16:08:00.001+05:30

Ek dua mangte hai hm apne bhgwan se,
chahte hai apki khushiyan pure iman se,
hr din aisa aye sb hasrtein puri ho apki,
aur muskuraye aap pure dilojaan se

Dil kre

2009-08-17T11:41:00.003+05:30

Dil kareGeet Ban Ke Tere hoto pr aau,
Dil KarePanchi Ban Ambar Udd Jaau,
Dil KareBannu Ek Taara Kabhi Chamku Kabhi Tutt Jaavu,
Dil kareBann kr Teri Akhan De palak Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaau!

Aansu to niklte hai

2009-08-17T11:37:00.000+05:30

Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli: Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade tab aansoo to niklenge hi.

Maine pucha rub se

2009-08-17T11:29:00.002+05:30

Mein pucha Rub se: Tune jag ko pyaar ka vairi kyun bana diya?
Rab hasseya or bola: Tune kehra mere saath achi ki hai.
Tu bhi yaar ko rab bana baitha?

pauwa nikla

2009-08-17T11:20:00.001+05:30

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Zarurat hai nahane ki

2009-08-17T11:17:00.001+05:30

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

Miss call bhi kya baat hai

2009-08-17T11:14:00.000+05:30

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

dil milne ke baat hai

2009-08-17T11:11:00.001+05:30

Har daag, daag nahi hota,
har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai,
varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.

yaad dila diyo

2009-08-17T11:01:00.003+05:30

khuda mere kanjar Dost ko sndesh pahucha dayo,
Uske dil ko khayal mera la dayo,
Mast hoya hoga kisi ladki ke sapno me,
Us kamine ko mere bhi yaad dila dayo.

kanjoos ke zindagi

2009-08-17T10:58:00.000+05:30

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Khwaish na kar

2009-08-17T10:54:00.001+05:30

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

khwaish aisi karo

2009-08-17T10:34:00.003+05:30

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Hum miya biwi bahut khush han

2009-07-31T17:52:00.003+05:30

Hum miya biwi bahut khush han,
Jab woh naraj hoti hai to main chup ho jata hun.
or jab main naraj hota hun to woh daant kar chup kara deti hai.

Yaad aate han purane woh suhane pal..

2009-07-31T17:46:00.005+05:30

Yaad aate han purane woh suhane pal,
Jab hum tum sararat kiya karte the,
Hum bandar dekhne ke liye roya karte the
or tum apni photo dikha kar humain mana liya karte the.

Get Nano free

2009-07-31T17:39:00.001+05:30

Advt. for petrol in 2015: Buy 10 liters petrol & get a Nano Free!

Never make the same mistake twice.

2009-07-31T17:35:00.002+05:30

A fine thought:
Never make the same mistake twice.
There are so many new ones.
So try a diffrent one each day!
After all variety is the spice of life.

Kya main agle janam main gadha ban sakta hun?

2009-07-31T17:31:00.002+05:30

ek sardar ne GOD se pucha:
Kya main agle janam main gadha ban sakta hun?
GOD ne jawab diya: Ek hi suvidha bar bar nahi mil sakti.

Hum har chehare main wahi nazar aate han.

2009-07-31T17:24:00.003+05:30

Unhain ye sikayat hai humse ki
Hum har kisi ko dekh kar muskrate hai.
Nasamajh hai woh kya jaane
Hum har chehare main wahi nazar aate han.

Have you ever seen an owl?

2009-07-31T17:14:00.003+05:30

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee:(Looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Bombay Bombay

2009-07-26T10:23:00.003+05:30

Man shout: Bombay Bombay..
Air hostess: B silent
"Ok. Ombay,Ombay"

Gandhigiri ka funda no.840

2009-07-26T10:07:00.005+05:30

Gandhigiri ka funda no.840
"Koi tumhe bewakuf kahe to chup raho"
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Muh kholkar use sahi saabit mat karo..

To kamene maa kiske paas hai

2009-07-26T09:58:00.003+05:30

Vijay: Mere paas gadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai. Tumare paas kya hai?
Ravi: Mere paas bhi gadi hai,bangla hai, paisa hai.
Vijay: To kamene maa kiske paas hai

no other place is open.

2009-07-26T09:54:00.003+05:30

Banta: Why do you take your wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she get ready no other place is open.

Anokha Namuna

2009-07-26T09:48:00.003+05:30

Sometime I feel what earned in life,
money?naa!
name?naa!
fame?naa!
but I earned the most precious thing!
a friend like u...

bole too

"Anokha Namuna"!

Wo aap ban gaye

2009-07-21T14:33:00.003+05:30

jindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na gaye,
Wo aap ban gaye

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi

2009-07-21T14:28:00.002+05:30

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Jisko maine aankh maari thi.
Woh sandal kitni bhari thi,
Jo usne sar pe maari thi.

Khamosi

2009-07-21T14:12:00.004+05:30

Khamosi
Na malum iska raaj kya hai,
Ye ankon main halki si barsaat kyon hai.
bachpana or chanchalta to bahut hai,
par na jaane kabhi kabhi ye honth kamosh kyon hai.

Tera Chehra..

2009-07-21T14:04:00.001+05:30

"Din Tere Khayal Mein Gujar Jata Hai,
Raat Ko Khayal Tera He Aata Hai.
Kabhi Ye Khayal Is Tarah Badh Jaata Hai Ki
Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai."

Time is the most playful element

2009-07-21T00:46:00.002+05:30

Time is the most playful element because it lenthns the minute when you wait,

and rushes the hour when you enjoy the moments

Use both sides

2009-07-21T00:42:00.001+05:30

Santa:Suggest something to minimize expense.

Banta:Conserve toilet paper. Use both sides.

sms kar liya karo..

2009-07-21T00:27:00.004+05:30

Raton ko na jaago so liya karo,

Dil me aanshu na roko ro liya karo.

Kiski yaad main rahte ho hamesha,

kabhi humari yaad main sms kar liya karo..

Ye lo Hajmola

2009-07-21T00:23:00.005+05:30

Bhikhari: Aap ke padosi ne pet bhar ke khana khilya, Ab aa bhi kuch khilao.

Santa:Ye lo Hajmola.

U+ur smile=The mummy

2009-07-21T00:18:00.003+05:30

Love+ship=Titanic

Dianosar+Forest=Jurasic park

Arnold+Gun=Terminator

U+ur smile=The mummy

who love us the most

2009-07-21T00:12:00.002+05:30

We always look n care for the person whome we love the most,

But we fail to look back at those who love us the most.

Hamara bhi bank balance hota..

2009-07-20T23:04:00.003+05:30

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Shahjahan ka pota bola.

Hamara bhi bank balance hota,

Agar dada aashiq na hota.

Sab kuch mera tum hi to ho..

2009-07-18T12:39:00.001+05:30

Suna -Suna Lamha-Lamha

Mere rahe tanha-tanha

Aakar jara tum tham lo

Aisa milan fir ho na ho,

Sab kuch mera tum hi to ho..

jara ahista kholiyega..

2009-07-16T00:54:00.000+05:30

Kuch khaas likha hai khat main,
jara ahista boliyega,
bhej raha hoon dil apna,
jara ahista kholiyega..