Birthday wish
Haryana Special.
टीचर: तुम्हें पता है हमारे पूर्वज बन्दर थे।
जाट: थारे होंगे, महारे तो चौधरी थे।?
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जाट...... दिल्ली चला गया
रेलवे स्टेशन पै अखबार वाले से bola
एक अखबार देना...
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अखबार वाला-हिन्दी या अंग्रेजी ka
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.जाट ..... भाई कोईसा दे दे
मने तो रोटी लपेटनी है|😄😄😄
Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns
Pyaar Ka Punchnama Returns (In Office)...
Problem, problem ye hai ki wo manager hai aur
main resource,
Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life
mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life
mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi
problem hai.
Bull shit he is worried yaar, usse to celebrate
karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what
he wants.
Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it all, sab
dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa job kaisa project
kahe ka increament, Job ka matlab hi hota hai
End of your own happiness. Iske baad all you
worried is about deployment, late night work,
increament,client calls, Shaam ka dhalta suraj jo
pehle hum bhi kabhi dekhte the.
In managers ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta.
A happy manager is a myth.
Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka
dosh hai, 4 years ki engineering, Badi si degree
and then job, kahani khatam, Uske baad ki
kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani main
batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya
to problem, Late night ruka to problem.
Saala demands and expectation khatam nahi hoti
inki, ek to jo high priorty task hota hai wo nahi
batayenge, 2 week dimaag chaatenge document
banao document banao, aur fir jab document
banakee do to do sadi si line ka mail likhenge:
we'll discuss in call, aur fir agle do hafte dimaag
khayenge Document doucment. Saala kaam kar
raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai: "Look into
this also", Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu
baad mein dekh lunga, then again mail: do the
same first, 1 baar isko dekh lo, 1 baar dekh bhi
lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek
se to kar paunga nahi.
Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in bina resource
wale project ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala,
Naye, purane, band hone wale saare projects,
resource wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se
ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein.
Fir iska jawaab in managers ko bhi do, i think you
are not interested in project, Why did I choose
you in this project?
Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me?
Abe jab samajh mein nahi aa raha to phir release
kyun nahi kar dete?
Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye manager?
Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par
call aayega.
Ab pata chala ye engineers ki aisi haalat kyun hoti
hai, Aur ye administrative job wale bande itne
happy kyun hote hain, because they don't have a
managers to screw that happiness. Saala kaam
kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi
seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you
doing?
Iske baad jaane se pehle inhe apna DSR (Daily
Status Report) bhejo tab ghar jao, Kuch karne se
pehle 50 baar inse poocho,aur agar kabhi thoda
rest mil bhi jaaye to again same question what
are you doing?
Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha
hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun?
Main tujhe bata raha hu you should never
discuss anything with your manager because
every discussion with a manager is an argument,
Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta,
because we are busy unke paas to koi kaam hai
nahi aur senior persons hai, to argument mein
wo kaise haar maan le.
Wo saala pura back up delete maar de to koi
dikkat nahi, Lekin tum galti se 1 table delete kar
do to aasman toot jayega..!!
God bless you son
5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....
Son:......Mom, I also want 5 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......
Mom:....And one will put you to sleep
Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:...but who will sleep with your 5 wives
Son...Let them sleep with daddy
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son 😊😃😛!
Sachi Baat
Kabi B Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me Or Nakami ko DiL Me Jaga N Dena
Qki
Kamyabi DimaG Me GHAMAND Aur Nakami DiLMe Mayusi Peda Kar Deti He
Lekin Mazbur Hai Kisi ki Duaao Ke Samne
Jaise Koi Chirag Ho Hawao Ke Samne
Kismat To Chahati He Tabhahi Meri
Lekin Mazbur Hai Kisi ki Duaao Ke Samne
Tazi hawa me foolo ki mehek ho.
Pahli kiran me chidiyon ki chahak ho.
Jab b kholo tum apni aankhen
un ankhon me bus khushiyon ki jhalak ho.
Good Morning...
Dekhna or gehri hogi ye Dosti, agar sms karte rahe,1 Aap or 1 HUM.
2 logo se mehekti he ye Dosti 1 Aap or 1 Hum,
Dekhna or gehri hogi ye Dosti, agar sms karte rahe,1 Aap or 1 HUM.
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha ke kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein tha chupa gam tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…
jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
The thread askd d candle Y u dissolve urself wen I burn.
The candle said-when Those who are in my heart Sufer
I'm bound 2 shed tears.Thts frenship.GooD MRNG!!!
'Love' k bare me kuch pata hai kya?
Love kya he janna chahte ho?
"Love" Sri Ram Ji ka Beta tha...for further details refer RAMAYANA
tamaam umar gam aapse khafa ho jaye.
teri duaon k sang rab ki raza ho jaye.
Mile aap ko itni khushiya ki,
tamaam umar gam aapse khafa ho jaye.
Ameen
"HEY..THATS MY FRND"
may
not
b
the
most
impt
persn
in
ur
LIFE..
But
I
jst
hope
that
1
day
Whn
U
hear
my name
U wud
jst
SMILE & SAY..
"HEY..THATS MY FRND"
A strong bonding doesn't need daily conversation,
doesn't always need togetherness.
As long as trust lives in heart , true frnds never depart.